no cafe bob go bloody national
someone forked out the $$$ to buzz piha with a plane carrying a banner today
NO CAFE BOB GO BLOODY NATIONAL
they did about four laps and few off north towards bethells (or more likely whenuapai)
so ...
- was this terse message intended for bobbie? or bob harvey?
- if it's really for just one person, why not save the dollars and, i dunno, paint it on the road, or get some stickers printed, or .... no wait, forget i said that.
- why "go national"? are you saying a national govt would put the cafe on hold? i got the impression national were a little bit more freemarket than that, since muldoon anyway
hey, it's election year, most candidates will promise you anything you ask for in exchange for a few votes.
fascinating ... i'd love to know how much it costs to get a plane to do a few laps of piha. and how many letters you get.
i would personally have been much more impressed if they'd scooted along the back of the breakers, or maybe done old fashioned skywriting.
is it better than a few more stickers? yeah, na.
yahoo! now predicts global warming (or perhaps dambusting?)
i've been checking out google maps versus yahoo! maps, evaluating the best nz coverage
google gets cred for a hot flight sim built into google earth and for not lying to dutch tourists about opanuku road joining up with scenic drive. when dutch tourists are deceived, they end up breaking their rental cars on the bullbars of my clunkery old diesel, and that sux. -10000 points to some nz mapping providers for their mapping badness.
but today we're looking at yahoo!, who are predicting (note contrast between coastline in satellite pic and inlay) either severe global warming, or a catastrophic dambreak at the huia dam

what else have we learned from the mapping madness?
- yahoo has ok pics, but responds to requests for specific nz addresses with "do you mean waitakere, or waitakere?" then it sends you to waitakere township either way
- yahoo has lots of black areas across nz, and pretty much no street map ... maybe this whole yahoo!xtra thing will change that ... but would you trust xtra for directions to the corner store?
- any mapping provider gives better results than nz posts postcode finder, which still insists that piha doesn't exist, try paihia. i cannot find a single piha road that nz post know about. such a pity, given what a nice chap the postie is ...
- google maps are pretty damn good so far!
Evil Genius baby names
The Canonical List of Evil Baby Names
Do you want your child to become an evil genius when he or she
grows up? Perhaps you can prepare for this by giving the child the
right name to begin with. Here is a list of names which mean dark,
deadly, spooky or just plain neat meanings.
| Girls | Boys | ||
| Name | Meaning | Name | Meaning |
| Adriana | dark one | Adrian | dark one |
| Adrienne | dark one | Blade | knife |
| Airlia | ethereal | Braeden | from the dark valley |
| Aislinn | dream | Bran | raven |
| Aiyana | eternal blossom | Brend | little raven |
| Akuji | dead & awake | Brendan | (little) raven |
| Amara | eternal | Brone | sorrow |
| Amaris | child of the moon | Condon | dark-haired wise man |
| Amaya | night rain | Corbett | raven |
| Ariel | ethereal | Corbin | raven |
| Artemis | goddess of the moon | Corey | raven |
| Ashling | dream, vision | Crevan | fox |
| Asta | star | Daray | dark |
| Astra | like a star | Darcy | dark |
| Astrid | star | Daren | born at night |
| Belinda | beautiful snake | Delano | of the night |
| Brenna | raven maid | Donovan | dark warrior |
| Cassandra | she who is ignored | Douglas | from the dark water |
| Celina | moon | Doyle | dark stranger |
| Danica | the morning star | Drake | dragon |
| Darcy | dark | Duglas | dark stranger |
| Desdemona | of the devil | Duncan | dark-skinned warrior |
| Dysis | sunset | Gregory | vigilante |
| Ebony | dark strength (beauty) | Hadrian | dark one |
| Eris | goddess of strife | Karan | tyrant |
| Estelle | star | Keegan | little fiery one |
| Esther | star | Keir | black |
| Hesper | evening star | Keiran | little & black |
| Hester | star | Kiernan | dark-skinned |
| Hina | goddess of the moon | Kern | dark |
| Hoshi, Hoshiko | star | Kerr | marshland |
| Isadora | gift of the moon | Kione | someone who comes from nowhere |
| Kali | Maurice | moor | |
| Kamaria | like the moon | Nigel | dark |
| Keaira | little dark one | Remington | from the raven estate |
| Kerri | dark & mysterious | Raven | like the raven |
| Khalida | immortal | Ryu | void, dragon |
| Kieran | little dark one | Than | death |
| Laila | night | ||
| Laleh | born at night | Unknown Gender | |
| Layla | dark beauty | Name | Meaning |
| Leila | black, born at night | Jolon | valley of the dead oaks |
| Lila | night | Kishi | night |
| Lilith | spirit of the night | Koko | night |
| Lotus | dreamlike | Nyoka | snake |
| Luna | moon | Ratri | night |
| Lunette | moon | ||
| Magena | the coming moon | ||
| Maura | dark | ||
| Maurine | dark | ||
| Melanie | dark-clothed | ||
| Melantha | dark flower | ||
| Melinda | gentle, dark | ||
| Messina | spoiler | ||
| Mindy | gentle, dark | ||
| Nedra | below the earth | ||
| Neoma | new moon | ||
| Neona | new moon | ||
| Nokomis | daughter of the moon | ||
| Nox | night | ||
| Nyx | night | ||
| Philomena | lover of the moon | ||
| Razi | secret | ||
| Rhiannon | witch | ||
| Sahara | moon | ||
| Seiko | force | ||
| Selena | moon | ||
| Stella | star | ||
| Svetlana | star | ||
| Rebecca | to bind, to tie | ||
| Tala | wolf | ||
| Vega | falling star | ||
Piha Postal
Apparently the new postcode for Piha is 1232, if anyone feels like sending mail(snail). Nova is particulary keen to recieve things addressed to her.
Seaview Road, Piha. Or Paihia. But not Waitakere. Thanks, NZ Post.
In a flash of inspiration, NZ Post decided to change the postcodes for a lot of new Zealand's mail delivery. And to solve the confusion, they installed a Very Flash Postcode Finder on their website.
According to NZ Post's website, Seaview Road, Piha ... does not exist. Or rather, it is not located in any of the following towns or cities:
- Piha
- Auckland
- Waitakere
Searching the very high-tech but not very accurate NZ Post PostCode Finder in order to get a correct address for your mail results in this:
If you think you live in the cities of Auckland or Waitakere, you're sadly mistaken:


Luckily for them, Brad - our marvellous postman - refuses to acknowledge their denial of our existence. We still get our mail.
Update: NZ Post only recognise this address if I state it as being in New Lynn, 30km away.
If I give it correctly, stating the name of the actual town, NZ Post gets it wrong by 272km.

panoramic view of piha from lion rock
discovered this completely delicious panoramic pic of piha from lion rock yesterday, which is probably WAY too big to download ... but what*eva ... so if you click it, you'll get a window that you can pan around in ...
its from wikimedia commons and shot by gadfium (thanks mister! drop us a line when you next swing by!)
ps. you might need to click the magnifying glassies to zoom in and pan around, my browser scales the image to fit my window by default

